4/15/11: weaver #38: like you already knew

[swankivy]

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[blondiviolette]

I like Weaver's solution to get people to stop talking about stuff, by peeing on them. I wonder if a hose stuck to the inside of my crotch would be sufficient and convincing enough... ready aim fire, psssssss goes the hose...
"ARRRGH! IT'S SO... cold...?" say the annoying people.
"OOPS! Forgot to warm it up" *wiggles crotch around pretending to warm it, replaces water hose with hot apple cider hose* "OKAY! WARM!"
pssssss...
"It's scalding! Now that's just ridiculous"" they say.
hmmm... if peeing kept some people away forever that would be very cool... ahh if only Weaver's way would not land a person in jail... either that or keeping a water gun filled with pee in it to squirt at people, knowing my luck i'd get someone who liked golden showers bugging me though.

[SHO!]

Oh gawd, and so it begins... a long history of sky pee.

I like Weaver's solution to get people to stop talking about stuff, by peeing on them.

Uhh, ever see the Richard Pryor life story movie "Jo Jo dancer"? Because I'm not sure that would work if you do it seeing as some guys get kicked out of brothels begging to PAY for that to be done!

[blondiviolette]

Apr 16, 2011 14:02:00 GMT -5 SHO! said:

Oh gawd, and so it begins... a long history of sky pee.

I like Weaver's solution to get people to stop talking about stuff, by peeing on them.

Uhh, ever see the Richard Pryor life story movie "Jo Jo dancer"? Because I'm not sure that would work if you do it seeing as some guys get kicked out of brothels begging to PAY for that to be done!

Nope never seen that movie. I don't blame the brothel owners for kicking them out.

[SHO!]

Apr 16, 2011 23:36:11 GMT -5 blondiviolette said:

Apr 16, 2011 14:02:00 GMT -5 SHO! said:

Oh gawd, and so it begins... a long history of sky pee.



Uhh, ever see the Richard Pryor life story movie "Jo Jo dancer"? Because I'm not sure that would work if you do it seeing as some guys get kicked out of brothels begging to PAY for that to be done!

Nope never seen that movie. I don't blame the brothel owners for kicking them out.

I don't know, if I were a prostitute I think I would prefer getting paid to just urinate on some guy then having to have sex with someone with whom I wasn't attracted. You could just have a Big Gulp (64oz soft drink) and run down the line peeing on heads $200 per noggin.